The Five Toppings of Creation

A tiny-planet boss-rush roguelite about lost continents, sacred pizza ingredients, and extremely questionable mythology.

e: here is the fixed windows binary https://hadlocks-bucket.s3.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/Pizziggurat.exe

This fixes the bug: app appears to hang

Long ago, five legendary continents vanished beneath the stars: Thule, Lemuria, Atlantis, Mu, and Hyperborea. Each lost world took with it one impossible pizza ingredient: a topping so powerful, so forbidden, so weirdly specific, that only a true cosmic chef could ever hope to collect them all.

Now the oven has gone cold. The Supreme Pizza is incomplete. The universe is hungry.

Fight your way across five tiny planets, each ruled by a massive boss guarding one sacred ingredient. Run, jump, dodge, and orbit around spherical arenas. Every planet is a battle. Every boss is a build check. Every topping matters.

After each victory, choose one of three strange new powers to shape your run. Stack cheese shields, pepperoni orbitals, basil curses, anchovy missiles, mushroom spores, crust armor, sauce trails, and other deeply irresponsible culinary upgrades.

Conquer the five lost worlds. Complete the Supreme Pizza. Defeat whatever ancient force thought pineapple was a good idea.

Music credits: "Bongo Rave" by Jeremy Black, "Cat Circus" by Doug Maxwell, "Game Over" by Evening Telecast, "Heaven and Earth" by Jeremy Black, "Jazzeton" by Quincas Moreira, "Summer Thyme" by Jeremy Korpas, "Whack a Mole" by Nathan Moore

p.s. the o.g. binary will EVENTUALLY boot... WITH MUSIC if you wait ~1 hour. The "fixed" windows binary just removes the music